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A recent news article, worthy of mention because of its bizarre choice of words:

A naked sunbather suffered minor injuries when he became impaled on a rusty metal spike during a drinking session with friends…As he went to go to the toilet, he slipped and was impaled through the groin on the 8in iron spike.

If a guy slips and gets impaled through the groin by an 8 inch iron spike, it could not possible be referred to as “minor injuries.” What was the author of the article thinking?

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Kentucky is considering

…a measure that would make fried chicken Kentucky’s official picnic food.

State Rep. Charles Siler is sponsoring legislation to assign the designation to KFC’s “finger lickin’ good” chicken, first served by Colonel Harland Sanders in 1940.

Why is the state of Kentucky wasting taxpayers’ money to promote a fast food corporation as “official picnic food”?

The full story is at the Miami Herald.